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A 'Fishy' Series of Text Comments With Friend Bruce opus 934

10 September 2026 1521 Hours Ichthyology, Biology, Friendship, Humor, Zoology
Frank:   I am enjoying a second round of your scallops!  Thank you, sir.  F.

Bruce:   It is okay to be a little shellfish every now and then.

Frank:   Me shellfish?  I do things only for the halibut.
             Are you trying to get me into ichthyology?  god save me!  F.

Bruce:   Stop that!  You're krilling me with your fish puns!

Frank:   Although I may actually convert to ichtheology,
             totally against my mother's pleas.

Bruce:   What did the atheist fish say?  Ick! Theology!

Frank:   We sure need to clean your tank!

              (A light moment with Bruce and me.)